Friday, July 27, 2007

Great Moments in Wingnut Punditry

Today's edition is courtesy of Michael Smerconish, a former plaintiff's attorney who, after sucking on the Rizzo family teat for awhile, found wealth and happiness in wingnut punditry, first on local mouthbreather radio and later on a more national stage.

Today, Mikey's just outraged that Osama Bin Laden is still on the loose.

STOP PUSSYFOOTING - GET OSAMA, our intrepid screacher screaches in allcaps.

But, to whom does the smooth-headed one direct his outrage?

At the Bush Administration who's turned Osama Bin Laden into Osame Bin Forgotten?

The Great and Glorious Leader himself, who's said that he's "not that concerned about [Bin Laden?

At the Bush Adminstration for playing footsie with the country widely believed to be harboring Bin Laden, Pakistan, while deciding to invade and destroy a country that not only had nothing to do with Bin Laden or 9/11, but were ideologically at odds with him?

No, Smerconish is outraged at the questioners in the Presidential debates?!?!?

Yes, he breathlessly implores

Please - somebody running for president - engage the nation on this important subject!


Here's an idea, how about insisting that the person actually running the country now, and for the last 6-1/2 years engage us on this subject?

Is that too much to fucking ask of the guy who's shit on the Constitution and so many of our individual liberties in the name of the War On Terra?

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