None of the above

That's whose leading the GOP primary race according to this poll.

How long will be until the wingnuts start the chant "Run, Dick, run".

And, if Darth Cheney actually does get the nomination, wouldn't be he barred by the 22nd Amendment?

I mean, does anyone seriously contest the fact that he's "a person" who has "acted as President for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President"?