Now, I find out that "teh gays" are taking over? Really? And that'll make FL less family friendly?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not fan of public-restroom sex. The smell of urinal cakes just doesn't do it for me. But I don't think robotic toilets that open after "only a short time" are a good idea.
I mean, maybe it's the decades of reading, playing handheld video games, and other assorted non-dirty "quiet time" activities, but sometimes it just take me longer to pinch one out than other times. Trust me, having the toilet door swing open mid-push wouldn't be good for anyone.
And FL Mayor Jim Naugle assures us that the time the toilet doors stay closed isn't long enough for "illegal sex". Which I guess takes longer than "legal sex". I suppose "legal but kinda icky sex" falls somewhere inbetween.
And speaking of Naugle, does this look like a guy who takes long to finish (teh sex I mean, not the poopy):
I also like how he refers to the public-restroom plague (which local law enforcement officials deny) as "homosexual activity. It reminds me of the old joke: a guy gets up off his knees and says to the other guy, "oh my, did I just perform a homosexual act on you?" The other guy says, "Liberace performs homosexual acts, you just blew me." . . . Is this thing on? . . . . hello? . . . Is this an audience or an oil-painting?
Anyway, I'm guessing Jimmy Naugle is okay with Senator Vitter at the beach:
As long as his whore dresses him in a swim diaper (no Baby Ruth's on Jimmy Naugle's beach!)
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